Listen carefully. I shall say zis only once. 
Devotees of ‘Allo, ‘Allo will find their funny bones tickled in the cornerHOUSE’s latest panto production.
D’Arcytagnan and the Three Musketeers will take to the stage at the end of January in what scriptwriter Phil Cooper describes as a swashbuckling feast of derring-do and double entendres.Will evil Cardinal Rishi-lieu succeed in turning King Louis against his virtuous Queen or will the heroic Musketeers, aided by new recruit D’Arcytagnan, be able to thwart him? Who is the mystery woman Malady de Winter? And did someone mention Liz Truss?Expect jokes, old and new, terrible French accents, songs written by Tom Wateracre, and plenty of audience participation. Sacré bleu! It is, says Phil: “Fun for all and all for fun!”

Shows are 31 January to 4 February at 7.45 and also 4 February matinee at 4.00pm.

Tickets available on Ticket Source